do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
The screen one was the best
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you
Jackson Eaton - The Third Wheel
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere.